Padded Underwear

There's talk of Jennifer Lopez becoming one of the new judges on American Idol.  I hear there are a lot of complications to that plan.  She'd command a pretty hefty salary.  She'd also need two dressing rooms - one for her and one for her butt.

Speaking of butts, check out this pair of underwear for sale at a store in Korea:

Yup, padded buttocks.  Sheesh, I've got no room to talk because of my bad case of gone-ass. I guess if you're really self-conscious about your backside, these babies would do the trick.  All of your problems would be behind you.  Until next time.